Slobsters

Slobarai Warrior

2010-08-26T08:57:00.000-07:00

The Sloberai fights with great honor in the ancient garb of cargo sweats and Ugg boots.

Little Orphan Slobby

2009-07-23T17:16:00.000-07:00

Why would you leave the house like this? Damn, little girl, show some self respect! Mamas don't let your daughters grow up to be Slobsters.

Slob From Last Night

2009-07-23T17:13:00.000-07:00

Content stolen from textsfromlastnight.com
(407): He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.

Slob Check on Reg 5

2009-06-13T17:04:00.000-07:00

I need a price check on sweat-shorts and baby blue crocs.

Slobsters Unite!

2009-06-13T16:57:00.000-07:00

Have you spotted a slobster in your town or just have a friend who refuses to wear real pants when leaving the house? Do you want us to make fun of them? Then you can send us their pictures at areyouaslobster@gmail.com and we'll take care of the rest

Zebras are Slobsters

2009-06-12T13:47:00.000-07:00

www.zubaz.com

So i happened upon the Zubaz website today. It is a beautiful thing to behold. The main page has flash slide show with some sexy slobs. Click on the Zubaz link above to view the site, you will not be disappointed!

P.S. Check out the gallery, it is priceless!

Sloben-Eleven

2009-06-11T13:34:00.000-07:00

I spotted this Slobby out for a late night snack. Note the fresh white sneaks and sweet slobpri sweats. Why was this dude up at 4 a.m.?

Wolf Slob (courtesy of Amazon.com)

2009-06-03T14:48:00.000-07:00

The following is a product review from Amazon.com. Fake or not it is Slobtastic! Enjoy.

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Harijuslob Lovers

2009-04-04T11:59:00.000-07:00

I caught this Gwen Slobfani impersonator taking her daughter to Legoland.

Sloby in Red

2009-03-08T17:04:00.000-07:00

Valentine's day sleepytime pants, red plaid hoodie and a fuzzy earflap hat. It looks like she's on her way to school. If I were the teach I'd kick her slobbin' ass outta class.

M-I-C-K-E-Y-S-L-O-B

2009-02-25T08:45:00.000-08:00

I caught this Slobster on a smoke break from her job at the Disney Store. Oh, wait it was in a Staples parking lot and she's wearing Vday peej.

Jerry Slobcia

2009-02-07T18:02:00.001-08:00

This Greatful Slobhead went out shopping for the day in these groovy tye dye sweats.

Cabernet Slobvin

2009-02-07T17:57:00.000-08:00

This classy slobster was out buying wine for her fancy dinner party when we snapped this pic.

The Red Baron

2009-02-05T16:30:00.001-08:00

Slobbin has reached a new low. Red cap, red dyed wool coat, red pants, and white velcrow sneaks.

Abominable iron slob

2009-02-04T17:23:00.001-08:00

White out sweats out

Which Way To The Gym?

2009-02-04T05:07:00.000-08:00

Hey Track Pants! No one believes, for one on second, that you are on your way to the gym. And you are certainly not a jogger.

Caution: Slobs at Work

2009-02-01T16:17:00.001-08:00

This cake eater is wearing cargo sweat pants at work. Need I say more? Get your shit together bro and next time you go to work throw on some dockers.

Slob dawg millionare

2009-02-01T12:44:00.001-08:00

Fur coat + sweat pants = your a retard.

Slob Eastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority

2009-02-01T12:40:00.001-08:00

Cheese here decided to match the upholstery. Sporting the thrice stripe rip aways and the vintage RBK's.

All Day I Dream About Slobsters

2009-01-27T11:56:00.001-08:00

Perfection. He managed to find every piece of clothing that would have been worn in a gym in the 80's.. It all even looks worn.. Slobtastic.

Blue Man Slob

2009-01-27T11:05:00.001-08:00

This jive turkey is on his way to the audition for the blue man group or he's just sporting a vintage pull over blue sweaty and perfectly matching blue slobpants inspired by dell computers.

Today's forecast: Artic slob

2009-01-27T11:01:00.001-08:00

This pinhead slobskimo is dressed for the weather. Showcasing a brutally hip first down jacket, the classic slobster uggs and of course all comfort from the waist down.

Born to be slobster

2009-01-24T19:28:00.001-08:00

He means buisness from the elastic up. Dudes feelin a leather jacket, oversized sweat pants, and the ever so popular puppy accessory.

Do it up!

2009-01-24T19:22:00.001-08:00

This is what it is, the slobprint. Email us a photo of anyone (not homeless) who fits this description.

Maroon 5

2009-01-24T16:01:00.001-08:00

This broster insisted on sporting a 1Z...Or is it? Matching top and bottom = awesome. Pure 2010 folks

Live free or slob hard

2009-01-24T14:04:00.001-08:00

This butthead was buying some late night brew doggies and inquiring about the nearest spot to cop some pong balls, all from the comfort on his sweats.

Refried Slob

2009-01-19T17:36:00.001-08:00

These two Jumanji's were enjoying some pinto beans with a side of slob-a-molè

Shoes?

2009-01-19T17:13:00.001-08:00

Nope.

I touched two slobsters

2009-01-19T17:06:00.001-08:00

And I liked it. We came across these two bro slobs. Classic look on these guys, rocking some fresh tees and dirty peej.

Is it bed time?

2009-01-19T14:34:00.001-08:00

I came across this slobster in the middle of the day wearing PJ's outside with his girl. I had to snap a P I C

T-Mobes

2009-01-19T14:27:00.001-08:00

T-Mobes is sproting a classy cell phone holster conviently attached to the elastic waistband on his phatty sweat pants.

Did you say steak?

2009-01-19T14:21:00.001-08:00

Steaky is straight up chillin on a park bench rockin the sweat pants and the classic stained button up.

Smiles

2009-01-19T14:18:00.001-08:00

Smiles is rockin some mad sick fleece lined smiley sweat pants inspired by Forest Gump.

Slobsters

2009-01-19T12:26:00.001-08:00

Slobsters is dedicated to the slobs across America in preperation for the upcoming trends of 2010.