Why would you leave the house like this? Damn, little girl, show some self respect! Mamas don't let your daughters grow up to be Slobsters.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Little Orphan Slobby
Why would you leave the house like this? Damn, little girl, show some self respect! Mamas don't let your daughters grow up to be Slobsters.
Slob From Last Night
Content stolen from textsfromlastnight.com
(407): He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
(407): He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Slobsters Unite!
Have you spotted a slobster in your town or just have a friend who refuses to wear real pants when leaving the house? Do you want us to make fun of them? Then you can send us their pictures at areyouaslobster@gmail.com and we'll take care of the rest
Friday, June 12, 2009
Zebras are Slobsters
So i happened upon the Zubaz website today. It is a beautiful thing to behold. The main page has flash slide show with some sexy slobs. Click on the Zubaz link above to view the site, you will not be disappointed!P.S. Check out the gallery, it is priceless!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Sloben-Eleven
I spotted this Slobby out for a late night snack. Note the fresh white sneaks and sweet slobpri sweats. Why was this dude up at 4 a.m.?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Wolf Slob (courtesy of Amazon.com)
The following is a product review from Amazon.com. Fake or not it is Slobtastic! Enjoy.
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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